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May 18, 2012
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May 18, 2012
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May 07, 2012
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(978):  Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you “you smell like the Rainforest Cafe”??

(978):  Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you “you smell like the Rainforest Cafe”??

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May 07, 2012
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(909):  We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

(909): 

We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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May 07, 2012
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(226):  This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

(226): 

This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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May 03, 2012
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(805): OH, DEAR GOD.  He looks like if u licked  him, he’d taste of bourbon, sex and sunshine.   

(805): OH, DEAR GOD.  He looks like if u licked  him, he’d taste of bourbon, sex and sunshine.   

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March 11, 2012
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dietpunkfics: Sure it was, Tony.

dietpunkfics:

Sure it was, Tony.

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February 12, 2012
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thecookiemomma: submit this to textsfromthebullpen. :D  If you want.  Don’t mind if I do!

thecookiemomma:

submit this to textsfromthebullpen. :D  If you want. 

Don’t mind if I do!

(Source: probalicious)

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October 15, 2011
(412): some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.

(412): some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.

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October 14, 2011
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(503): It’s getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That’s about all he has going for him right now.

(503):

It’s getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That’s about all he has going for him right now.